Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Otto_fml 0
More women should wear these.
chillbro69 0
may the force be with you
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (180)
Ohhellnaw 0
I would laugh so much I your date lifted up his shirt and shouted, "SAMESIES" hahahah
girlygirl666 0
Haha Win!
Heatheat0 0
I love listening to nerdy storys. Fyl
o_eIhatefml 0
I don't understand how that's an FML? that's completely awesome. I wish I had Star Wars undies ._.
stupiddumbblonde 0
that sucks.
elmas33 0
Most guys would propose on the spot upon seeing a girl with lucky Star Wars panties!
MrGiant 0
WOW hopefully the force was with you and he was a guy to like Star wars, if not there are plenty of guys who would propose to you if they saw them
LMFA0o 0
WOW. you fail so hard. >;P
sika_fml 0
Um...you guys suck... This is probably the coolest thing ever! I might do this on purpose just so that my husband has a "You would not believe how cool my wife is." story.
tbone_V 0
I wish i had starwars themed underwear!
genefail 0
Anyone who doesn't appreciate a little nerd in their girl should GTFO right now. That isn't an FML, that's a BAMF moment, IMO.