gaiakirkland
Pompiano, Italy
Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML
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gaiakirkland 10
To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)
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Misshhh 23
Guess he took your breath away
JMichael 25
That's some bad luck OP! Hopefully your date doesn't take it badly and gives you another chance.
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Comments (98)
deathposts 8
That's a pretty extreme way of telling someone you don't swallow.
Caelophile 8
Did you get lucky?
Kateyez_26 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe u should learn how to swallow?
Thorzix 23
Maybe "u" should learn proper grammar before saying people don't know how to swallow. Happens to mostly everyone.
Kateyez_26 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe "u" should learn sarcasm
speakersboom 19
35,45: *you :D
Dt33345 13
#29, sarcasm really doesn't show over the internet.
R3TROxLOV3 32
It wasn't sarcasm, it was stupidity. Let's not lie to ourselves.
Kateyez_26 13
#90 yes, because you know exactly what im thinking...it was sincerely sarcasm so know your facts before you judge.
speakersboom 19
no need for the ruphes now...
XxXBadAshXxX 27
You should have made the excuse that you were so excited or that he took your breath away.. Almost literally haha.
Kamon97 23
Smooth
beaglegal 42
I'm still waiting for "Today, I went on a date. My date choked on her own spit and passed out. FML".
antonia789 17
So smooth
joopjoop 19
did your date give you mouth to mouth?? was that your secret plan?
chill99 15
Spit happens.