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gaiakirkland Pompiano, Italy

Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML

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To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)

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Guess he took your breath away

That's some bad luck OP! Hopefully your date doesn't take it badly and gives you another chance.

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Theres a lesson to be learned here somewhere

spookycat32 6

Ich hab mich verschluckt! Nun bin ich verklemmt!!!

Drop dead gorgeous doesn't really fit here