gaiakirkland
Pompiano, Italy
Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML
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gaiakirkland 10
To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)
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Misshhh 23
Guess he took your breath away
JMichael 25
That's some bad luck OP! Hopefully your date doesn't take it badly and gives you another chance.
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Brianna_Ray 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That has happened to me during class when the room was completely silent...well expect for the passing out part!
skyttlz 32
Me too. Class was completely silent and I went into a coughing fit.
littlekellilee 45
I have it happen in a complete silent office of thirty people. I end up getting chat messages from my coworkers saying "shut up".
cchuckcloninger 5
First Date/Last Date
FML_Elle 17
Is your name Bad Luck Brian by chance? Edit: I realized the OP is a girl. Sorry guys!
oreyoes 15
It's Bad Luck Brianna.
poopoliciouss 2
the dangers of our daily functions ;(. but you can laugh at that someday with him
nick3600 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
was the guy turned on? lmao
Arthurie 30
If my date got turned on by me choking on food and passing out, then I would be a bit hesitant to go on a another date with them.
cryssycakesx3 22
lol she didn't even choke on food
Arthurie 30
52 - Regardless.
cryssycakesx3 22
um. ok... cool 67.
soup_of_the_day 10
I hate to be mean; but how did this FML get past Moderation. Its too boring of a story. Add "I woke up with sharpie sketches on my face and all alone on a sidewalk bench" at the end and now we have a good FML. Sorry OP.
olpally 32
Well isn't that just frightening. Hope you got another chance!
flamingice13 11
that sucks hope u get another chance!
unfuckmylife 13
And then your crew members came out shouting and handing over the 100 bucks to the guy 'Disaster Date'
Robert1989 9
at least it was only saliva and nothing else
cryssycakesx3 22
I think that only makes it worse…
squideth 18
Cryssy or whatever, will you just shut up already? We get it, you never make a mistake and you're so much better than everyone else. Now go away.