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Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML

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KhaeKhae1 3

Senior citizens...sometimes dangerous,remember to think twice when an old lady asks you to help her cross the street.

nchov523 11

Awh, 7, you ruined our chances to make up funny acronyms :(

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SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Never underestimate the elder, they WILL use their age against you. And probably smell like old cottage cheese

Trix_Disorder 20

I'm going to nitpick here, but *elderly.

SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Oh thanks for pointing that out, my bad.

heygirlie777 21

All the old people on FML are just horrible people...

DontThumbMeDown 8

Not all. Most of the elderly on FML are hilarious!

speckledots 29

They don't have all those years full of experience for nothing. Them old people are the ones to watch out for.

anythingmustbe 18

Moral of the story? Dont underestimate a senior citizen they may look all innocent but they are EVIL. That senior citizen is an absolute son of a gun. I hope you recover op.

ICastillo 25

Now that I think about it you're a pussy for getting robbed buy an old guy. Your reaction time is probably way better than his. You could of disarmed him before he pulled the trigger.

tsim14 4

Atleast it's only $20 and not a few hundred or a credit card right?

fenixtorador1 11

And that's why I have my concealed carry license..

Schizomaniac 24

Meh. I see where you're coming from, but what are the chances of actually drawing your weapon and taking an effective shot before your assailant pulls the trigger in a situation like this? I'm all for self-defense and I'm not against concealed carry, but it's probably best to think about how some of these situations might actually play out in reality.

outoftown 27

If it's pointed at you, it's too late to draw. That concealed weapon isn't a talisman. Sheesh.

KY_Jelly 10

It could have been some young punk who beat the shit out of you and stole your hundreds of dollars. Still, any mugging is stressful.

BlowinChronic 18

What are you going on about?

xInwex 12

Gotta watch those grannies! You never know who is packing heat

ICastillo 25

Old people are actually mean as hell everybody thinks they're old and sweet, but from what I have read they are old Crazy fogies out to get the younger generations.