Today, I was moving to the city with all my belongings when the trailer came unhitched, breaking the chains on my dad's homemade trailer. I then watched as the trailer narrowly missed a guardrail, went down a hill and into a river. My dad still won't admit he didn't latch the hitch. FML
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Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML
Today, I finished a repair on my trailer. About twenty miles down the road, one of the joints gave out and the whole thing broke on the freeway, scattering lumber and splinters everywhere. The traffic cop called me the worst carpenter in the whole state. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, I watched my car roll backwards on the freeway, while attached to the tow truck that I was sitting in. FML
Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML
Today, I was headed on vacation with my family. On the way, our trailer tire blew out. Because the trailer was tilted from the flat tire, the door would not open to get the spare. After breaking the window to get the spare and putting it on, the spare blew out. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
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Top comments
Decodedman 1
That sucks. Next time, when its your shit on the line, check the line.
ulicksam 0
OP, you're driving. It's your responsibility to check it. You're not living with mommy and daddy anymore. Time to take responsibility for yourself.
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Comments (100)
pegasus187 9
Slap your Dad for his **** up
mddinsmore 0
ever heard of pronouns?
Capt_Oblivious 10
nice photo. lol
Adorlee 11
This is something I would see in a movie lol Happy St Pats day!
Capt_Oblivious 10
Your things just didn't want to move with you but they just didn't want to come out and say it directly but they hope you got the 'hint'.
girley1555 0
this sounds like something a hillbilly would say..o.o
music_is_love51 0
D: FYL
muffpuncher 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ OP
Lehk 9
you are lucky you weren't ticketed for unsecured load and polluting the river with your garbage
Impact_In_3_2_1 2
Someday in the far future, archaeologists will find it at the riverbed. And they will think it was a giant river-dwelling worm or something. Congratulations, you will in time prove of how stupid people are. Or that may just be my imagination, and it will just prove how lazy your dad was.
pepelepew3344 0
Ydi. The fact that you are trying to place all the blame on your father speaks volumes for the type of person you are. Next time, check your equipment before departing....then crap like this wouldn't happen to you.