Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML
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Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
Today, my mother told me how she managed to afford all of the expensive Christmas presents we got. She took out extra money when applying for my student loans. FML
Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I could borrow $20 since I don’t get paid until Friday. She responded with, “Why don’t you return those packages that arrived this week from your online shopping sprees?” FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
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Top comments
clumsyjazzy 0
ugh, my sisters steal my money always! very annoying! FYL!
Hunts160 5
go ahead and give it to her. then when she's not around take $100
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Gixxer2k4 0
Good story douche bag. That was two months ago.
Courtyen 3
Okay, first, she probably doesn't have any money to steal back, or else she wouldn't be stealing it. Second, some people do save their money from Christmas, and also get very little. And third, this is very similar to what happened to me - I have an older sister, and she spent my $200 that I had been saving for five years. My revenge? I stole $250 worth of her stuff, and sold it on eBay and at school. Revenge is sweet.
iEjaculateCandy 0
5 years to save 200 dollars??? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
conartist66 0
FYL for only getting 20$
iEjaculateCandy 0
Yeah, shitty 3rd world countries. I'd much rather live in America and get cash and other frivolous things than live in Africa and get a Vase made out of horse shit for my birthday.
blastvortex 4
Duh. Take something of equal value (i.e. compensation), sell it, and hide your money better. You're entitled to it anyway.
onelovebabyyy 0
you shouldnt have to hide your money from your own family and why steal their stuff? thats just sinking to their level
onelovebabyyy 0
thats happened to me and it is an epic suck, especially when they have a job and you dont and a week later you find out the $50 stolen was to bail their douche bag boyfriend outa jail. your life sucks
LFFB100 0
im 14 years old my 20 years old siters that has a job stole $70 from me and spent them all in drinks whit her friends i was going to buy a game for me whit that money after she told me about the money i made her go to gamestop and buy me mass efect and bioshock 2 (so in the end i won 2 games,1 that i was going to buy and another for her stealing money from me)
delaney16 0
omg!!!!!! y do people make big deals about small amounts of money
CheshireHalli 19
You let someone steal such a little bit of money. We'll ask you why you're bitching if it's a small amount. =) OP: FYL.
bsteiger 0
ur sister is a bitch
DeservedIt 0
Tell her you'll trade the money for sex. Either she freaks out and stops taking your money, or she agrees and you get the time of your life. Either way you win.
benny92 0
slap that bitch