Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
Today, my mother told me how she managed to afford all of the expensive Christmas presents we got. She took out extra money when applying for my student loans. FML
Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I could borrow $20 since I don’t get paid until Friday. She responded with, “Why don’t you return those packages that arrived this week from your online shopping sprees?” FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
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Top comments
clumsyjazzy 0
ugh, my sisters steal my money always! very annoying! FYL!
Hunts160 5
go ahead and give it to her. then when she's not around take $100
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Comments (112)
containsnosoy 0
1) She was honest. 2) You know where she sleeps. 3) You know where she keeps all her stuff. So, what's the problem?
tekinzdudez 0
ydi for not having the balls to take it back
Hunts160 5
go ahead and give it to her. then when she's not around take $100
quikwit1212 0
It's time to slap your bitch of a sister across her face. She obviously has no respect for you.
MF12 0
and, if you have the deluxe version, SHE'LL STEAL THE POT OF GOLD!!!
bellem1122 0
your sister is a biatch.
Donish1786 0
your sister does drugs…
margarita24 0
that bitch! I wouldve choked the shyt outta here!
crowclarice 0
Hahaha I laughed way too hard at the wheelbarrow joke.
subieguy 0
are you aware Xmas was two months ago? you've got about 10 months yo save more. oh and she's your younger? sister. ha kick her a$$ til she pays back.....with interest
FlagrantNE0 0
He or she means money they RECEIVED for Christmas, idiot :P