Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
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RenoEnvy 0
Oooh snap.... Well its not like you knew.... But he's a pig. At least you can now warn your sister before she marries a prick! = Its not your fault. <3
Seegtease 0
This is not an FML. This is a very good thing. You now can save your sister years (or months) of pain.
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Comments (67)
Rachel8894 0
I find it interesting that you haven't met him before... I mean, your sister and him must have dated. It seems to me that maybe he doesn't have a real interest in the family, and therefore may not respect your sister, his future wife?
Tri_fml 5
I've seen Dan In Real Life too. Don't go bowling with him whatever you do!
123go_fml 0
#31, he may have TOO much of an interest in the family. but srsly i agree. if you're getting married that means the person already passed the mommy/daddy/ sibling tests. i hope the meeting was short and you texted or called sis after telling her what happened so they could discuss sans you.
stupidLes 0
Its F Her Life... But its better to know this BEFORE the wedding...
dazeddd 0
O-M-G! Your sister should dump his ass.
dontaskdonttell 0
To #9 That isn't completely true. Not ALL Guys feel the need to go out and be noticed, but I can name a number of guys that I know that will flirt, even while they are dating. I know when my guy goes out to the club with his guy friends he's gunna flirt, and he tells me about it (in a we don't keep secrets from each other sort of way). It makes him feel more desirable, without jeopardizing our relationship. I'm also way more likely to have a great night with him after. To OP: He doesn't give out his number though... that's the sketcy part, to me. Though you should find out if it was really his number!
yikesO_O 0
I hope you told her. You did right?
that_guy321 2
maybe they live on opposite sides of the country, so they've never met each other? there could be plenty of reasons why she never met the guy or seen a picture. but hey, look at things from the guys side. he's about to get married. that's a HUGE commitment. and he could just have a flirty personality. exchanging numbers doesn't mean anything. i was with my ex thirteen months and still flirted with girls, i probably got close to 20 numbers in that time. but i never once even thought about cheating on her, and the break up had nothing to do with the other girls. so before you go dissing this guy, calling him an ass, a prick, saying the sister should dump him, try seeing things from his side. seriously people.
LittleMissMack 0
"Today, I introduced my sister to my fiance. She greeted him by name and handed me his number. Apparently they had already met. FML"
xolotl 0
sounds like the beginning of a romantic comedy, like "dan in real life."