Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
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RenoEnvy 0
Oooh snap.... Well its not like you knew.... But he's a pig. At least you can now warn your sister before she marries a prick! = Its not your fault. <3
Seegtease 0
This is not an FML. This is a very good thing. You now can save your sister years (or months) of pain.
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Comments (67)
King_of_Kings_2 0
yo Jimboom, whats up? if he is exchanging numbers with you, he's not being too faithful to your sister.
SilverMyst787 0
She lucked out that it was her sister. But if he gave his number to his fiance's sister whom he's never met, that means he has a habit of giving his number out to strange women. Who know who else or how many other women he's giving his number out to. She can't trust that.
you_suck 0
call him and **** him, it makes things interesting with the family
Jimboom 12
@ #11 I know, but in these kind of situations women especially tend to shoot the messenger. So if this lady told her sister that her fiancée gave her his number her sister would likely blame her for this infraction. Whereas if she simply told her sister that she saw him talking to another woman and giving out his number it would fall onto him to explain himself to his fiancée, and then she will proceed to blast him a new one. @ #13 Lol. I like it. **** him and that way you can use it as blackmail whenever you want. :-P
King_of_Kings_2 0
to #14 you make some valid points. oh hey, that kingawesome person failed on his quest to usurp the King_of_Kings. lmao
Jimboom 12
ha ha! The king is dead. Long live the King! :-P
inkstains 0
#9: Holy sexist stereotypes, Batman!
TryToBeKind 0
I would definitely tell your sister. Some guys (and girls) are just flirty and that doesn't make them assholes/cheaters. However, he EXCHANGED NUMBERS? Uh-uh. You can flirt and not exchange numbers, he crossed the line and needs outed. NOW.
Dayen 0
I guess you two (you and your sister) didn't talk about her fiance that much and her about you to him. If you did, it might have seemed weird that you were taking to a (fake description and name fyi) a gorgeous guy with short brown hair and green eyes named joe. I mean granted there can be other guys with that same description but I guess you ignored the odds when you were talking to one another. the guy is a loser anyway so it doesn't really matter.
King_of_Kings_2 0
#16 there is room for only 1 king here. and thats The King Of Kings!! ALL HAIL!