Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
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RenoEnvy 0
Oooh snap.... Well its not like you knew.... But he's a pig. At least you can now warn your sister before she marries a prick! = Its not your fault. <3
Seegtease 0
This is not an FML. This is a very good thing. You now can save your sister years (or months) of pain.
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Comments (67)
Prisoner_24601 0
I'm very certain that's the plot to "Dan in Real Life."
alex_vik 1
To everyone thinking he's a pig or whatever, she was flirting with him, never said anything about him flirting back. Exchanging numbers also means nothing. If anything, you should be blaming OP for not knowing what her sister's fiance looked like.
dantheman_fml 0
you are obviously all women.... he didnt sleep with her so relax...
donttread22 0
sounds like Dan in Real Life
digger1187 0
i call shenanigans! that's too theatrical and "i've seen it in a movie before". try again
drea11 0
hey think of this positively...now u can warn her.
alittletitanic 0
I call BS. You're sister and this man have been together long enough to become engaged (assuming it was a fairly average length courtship) and neither of you even know what the other looks like?
xailin 0
sounds like dan in real life. lol like the movie? with dane cook? and steve carell? except with two chicks and one guy instead of two guys and one chick.
holynemesis1208 3
sounds like the movie Dan in Real Life
dre228 0
he is a keeper ....if ur sister dumps him ....go for it