Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
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Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
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RenoEnvy 0
Oooh snap.... Well its not like you knew.... But he's a pig. At least you can now warn your sister before she marries a prick! = Its not your fault. <3
Seegtease 0
This is not an FML. This is a very good thing. You now can save your sister years (or months) of pain.
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carriealana 0
DANG IT Everyone else already said it before I could. But dude, soooo much like Dan in Real Life.
ariboo02 0
"Today, i was waiting to meet my fiance for lunch and her sister for the first time. this random girl starts talking to me and, being nice, i talk to her for a while. She asks for my number, and not wanting to embarrass her, i give her one; a fake one. As shes putting it into her phone, my fiance walks up. The girl was my fiance's sister. OH, correction, my EX-fiances sister. FML" haha it goes all three ways. FeveryonesL Yeah i like getting attention from flirting, but when it reaches the point of exchanging numbers, if Im not single, i say it. Theres nothing wrong with flirty conversation, but the possible intention of extending that conversation to another time/place is probably no good.
lwjv 0
This thread just reeks of needy and pathetic individuals. There is absolutely nothing wrong with what he did. Getting a number does not mean he intended to follow up on it. How many guys do you think actually call every number they get? I call less than half personally. It's fun to flirt, and there is no harm in keeping your game sharp - you never know what will happen, they might end up breaking it off the very next day! I've exchanged numbers while dating, but I told my girlfriend about it and kept no secrets. And I never returned texts or phonecalls. Likewise, if my girlfriend gave out her number, I don't mind. It's just a number. Now if that guy calls and she decides to follow up on it, then just as well, she just proved to me she isn't worth my time. I repeat, many of you in this thread are needy and insecure. Go out and live life a little more, instead of spending all that time being paranoid of your significant others.
LyLa_fml 0
That's a bit weird, but oh well...I'm sure he doesn't do that on a regular basis.
Melanie_fml 0
Of course there is something wrong with what he did. Had he just been flirting, then that's up for interpretation. Giving someone your phone number though? No. If I'd have walked in and seen him, I'd have said 'Holy shit how did YOU get here!' and then when they acted strange like 'Uhhh, this is Douchebag your sister's fiance...' I'd have said, 'You sonofabitch...' and spilled the beans. Then giggled deep inside as it devolved into a COPS worthy scene. In all seriousness though, I had something similar happen, with a close friend's fiance. I told her, refused to attend the wedding, and she married him anyway. Two years later she found him in bed with a stripper.
shanghaista 0
Unless you and your sister is really estranged, how the hell could you not know what he looks like in the first place...and therefore if you did know what he looks like, why the hell would you even keep flirting.... Finding this story hard to believe
lolcakes 0
lol, this is like Dan in Real Life. a little hard to believe but not impossible. i hope you told your sister... there might still be plenty of reason for them to work on keeping the relationship, but it's still something she should probably know about and they should discuss together...
bomdia 0
Are you kidding? I think that's great! Now you can tell your sister, "hey, this a-hole was flirting with me on the bus and even gave me his number. Are you sure you wanna marry him?"
justjayit 0
That is terrible, I feel bad for you and your sister, but yes!! Now you can tell her not to marry this guy before she makes the mistake!!!
kairey324 0
ohhh boyyy... what a ass hole... So did you tell your sister??? What happened??