Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
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Top comments
RenoEnvy 0
Oooh snap.... Well its not like you knew.... But he's a pig. At least you can now warn your sister before she marries a prick! = Its not your fault. <3
Seegtease 0
This is not an FML. This is a very good thing. You now can save your sister years (or months) of pain.
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Comments (67)
King_of_Kings_2 0
about the FML. i still the man was being unfaithful because they exchanged numbers. the man could have said something like i am seeing someone or i am about to get married or something like that.
apastry 6
More importantly, is he hot?
King_of_Kings_2 0
#22 it says right in the FML he is really attractive.
Jasper_fml 0
what an ass.
ijrnelson 0
@#13 You raise an insightful valid point, you seem wise. I agree, thumbs up.
CHUCKABRICK 0
You should have told your sister that, who knows what would happen when he becomes her HUSBAND?!
loves2smile 0
im sorry but i find it hard to believe that he is marrying your sister and neither of you has even SEEN a picture of each other? you're both at an internet cafe so i assume you are computer savvy and would have a facebook or myspace or something. i think this is bogus. or at the very least overexaggerated
kissmyass_fml 0
his dick deserved to be cut off
awkturtle 0
true that #17. anyway, you prob know your sister better than some random person so you would best know if she is irrational and would shoot the messenger. And if you aren't that close, does it matter? Although you might want to tell her first, so he doesn't spin the story some other way.
fml147 0
thast terrible poor sister!