By welp - 28/10/2015 04:11 - United States - Belton

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 731
You deserved it 3 619

Same thing different taste

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Order a pizza, write the instructions as "make a smiley face with pepperoni" good luck!

Hang in there OP, things will be better. And I always see reruns of my favorite TV series to cheer myself up, you can do the same maybe!

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That's the saddest thing I've read all day. D: I'd buy you a pizza if I could, cheer up, smiles keep the world alive. :)

orios105 18

nnnnnnnoooooooo. the pizza. the horror.

Just keep your head up! Just have a sense of humor and don't take it too hard.

TMO2142 25

Well that means your happyness is hot

mwali02 32

The pizza burned, or you burnt the pizza? lol!

Things to do when cooking pizza: Grease the pan with oil, it'll prevent burning and sticking. If the dough is by scratch, pre cook it for 7 minutes before adding the sauce and toppings. Cook the pizza on 350-500 depending on your oven's strength. I prefer a higher temp because it gives the crust a harder texture. Cook at a lower temp for chewier crust. After adding the toppings put the pizza back in the oven for an additional 6-10 minutes. You do not want the cheese to burn or the fats will break down and oil the pizza up. The cheese doesn't pull apart the right way and it's just unpleasant and hard. These are all things I learned while cooking my own homemade pizza. Do not give up! c:

Well at least you made an attempt that was thoughtful for yourself, did you order up some Dominoes after ?