Health: Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink....

By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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Bad babysitter

By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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Bunged up

By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 03:57 - United States

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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Hygienic

By imfullthanks - 14/03/2009 23:06 - Norway

Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "How did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?" She yelled from the other room, "You know that little plate with the red stripe?" I was eating off it. FML

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By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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rickster470 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:01

YDI you dumb shit.

kelsey_drives 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:00

lol, idiot.

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HappinessBug 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:40

YDI selfish.....

Tri_fml 5

Friday 14 August 2009 10:45

******* pwned. :D

kellster 2

Friday 14 August 2009 10:50

You're an asshole. Not only did you take something that wasn't yours, that specifically said not to take it, but you stole it from your mother who was about to go and have an uncomfortable procedure done, AND you stole something that was partially necessarily for her preparation for it. I hope you shat your two brain cells out, you jerk!

I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

Friday 14 August 2009 11:03

#143 its just lemonade no need to go into rage. ill make you some lemonade if it'll make u feel better

deliapearl 0

Friday 14 August 2009 12:17

YDI for being so selfish. I hope your Mom didn't have to reschedule her test and miss work again because you were thirsty.

Arutoa 0

Friday 14 August 2009 12:59

I understand why you drank it, if you were that thirsty. Regardless of how stupid it may have been, FYL, because long craps are, well, not fun.

valuemeal2 1

Friday 14 August 2009 13:01

Why are there all these FMLs recently about people going "I took something of someone else's that I wasn't supposed to and I got owned! FML!"? Seriously, there was a sign on the lemonade for a reason. YDI.

teeda 1

Friday 14 August 2009 14:55

Drink water!

angler 1

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:39

You did actually deserve that. You could have drank some water.

Us3rNam3 0

Friday 14 August 2009 15:19

I agree, you totally deserved that

Jennydew 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:49

YDI definitely on this one! Never eat or drink anything that has a note on it without asking. Not only is it a common courtesy but, as you found out, it's also common sense.

grinchgirl 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:30

OP you are full of crap, litterally. I've had the procedure, and the garbage you need to drink before hand is so foul there is no way that you could mistake it for anything other than what it is. It's absolutely foul, I had to have a bucket near me when I drank it, because I was so close to throwing it all up. Gag inducing, nasty, slimey foul crap doesn't in any way taste like lemonade.