Chores? Run! By FML Videos - 08/11/2018 18:30 You can run, but you can't hide... I agree, your life sucks 261 You deserved it 67 Share Tweet Share
Aujourd'hui, j'ai eu droit à un regard de jugement très sévère : celui de la sage femme venue ausculter mon nouveau né, alors que je venais de casser une bouteille de rhum sur moi parce qu'elle était en équilibre sur l'interphone. VDM I agree, your life sucks 3 325 You deserved it 974
Today, I got divorced. In a 4 minute 40 second phone call with the judge, which ended with him saying, "Congratulations!" I didn't want this. I just didn't see the point in fighting to stay in a marriage that my ex didn't want. Now my underlying depression is worse, and i have to fake it for the sake of our kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 067 You deserved it 149
Today, I discovered my first wrinkle at the same time as my millionth zit. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 136 You deserved it 148
Today, I was with a group of friends at a bar, and we were all talking about whether we were moaners, screamers, or quiet during sex. My boyfriend said that he was a moaner, which I contradicted. Completely straightfaced, he said, "Well, I am when it's good." FML I agree, your life sucks 74 486 You deserved it 24 746
Today, at my daughter's soccer game, my nephew's dog helped herself to the Snowball I was eating, leaving fur on the side she didn't lick and left it unsalvageable. She peed on the blanket I was sitting on, tried to bite another kid, and went on to pop my kid's soccer ball that she'd used twice since I purchased it. FML I agree, your life sucks 994 You deserved it 310
Today, after almost a year of having threesomes with my “best friend” and her husband, they both confessed that neither of them actually even like me. They just went along with it because they thought it’s what the other wanted. Now they won’t even talk to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 536 You deserved it 804
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 183 You deserved it 7 961
Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 030 You deserved it 4 612