Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend's parents took pictures of my tattoos to make sure I'm "not affiliated with any gangs." I have never even been arrested. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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GothicAngel17 24
That's why you never, ever get a tattoo out of a book. Always pay the extra to have it designed for you. It's worth the extra money.
angelchvz94 2
You can try to embrace your newfound gang, what's the worst that can happen?
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Comments (110)
jdmur 6
Oh believe you me, there's people out there with worse tattoos. I've seen some outrageous tattoos on the internet. And some ratchet ones.
sugoi72 27
wrench tattoos never heard of those
T1A2Z3 35
I think a rachet tattoo might be pretty cool...
bdubbstheman 5
You are an idiot, get it removed before you get shot.
amilypic 3
Haha who gets a book tattoo? Loser
Bright_Lights 14
And this is why you don't get tattoos.... Idiot. YDI fool.
pradip 26
Welcome to the axe gang
Enslaved 38
Go on that "Tattoo Nightmare" show and get a cover up! Love that guy from "Ink Master"! (:
Sir_Swaggington 6
Tommy! Lol he's cool.
ViviMage 40
I'm not sure how a book tattoo that everyone has access to and isn't a custom can be a gang symbol and if you really will be gunned down for it. It is something like saying "our gang symbol is to wear a green shirt!" You won't live in this city forever, right? Personally I don't do tattoos for spiritual reasons, but if I would I'd pay for a custom rabbit one. I know a few artists.
KnightofRawr 3
Find a way to turn it into something unique and then go back to the tattoo artist! So much better than waisting the time and energy to get it removed!
LexieWins 0
That's one way to make new friends.
1dvs_bstd 41
It's a Jersey thing.