Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend's parents took pictures of my tattoos to make sure I'm "not affiliated with any gangs." I have never even been arrested. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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GothicAngel17 24
That's why you never, ever get a tattoo out of a book. Always pay the extra to have it designed for you. It's worth the extra money.
angelchvz94 2
You can try to embrace your newfound gang, what's the worst that can happen?
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Comments (110)
MRVOlivia 22
I got a tatoo of a small, simple black circle with small sharkfin shaped lines coming off of it on the back of my neck and it turns out that thats how Satan marks his favorite fallen angels in the popular book series "Fallen". It made my life living hell for about a month until my hair got long enough so you couldnt see it.
outhappy2000 3
At least you'll get some new friends out of it!!
Therewhenneeded 16
Best to always research a tattoo before getting it and thinking long and hard about it. I am a tattoo advocate, yet seen too many friends and family members regret tattoos they got on spur of the moment.
sulitak 27
good job. its morons like you who make the world think anyone with tattoos is dumb
LissaMccracken 23
YDI... You should put thought into what you tattoo on yourself. What you like one day you could hate in a year, and then what?
doglover100 29
Always research tattoos before getting one.
fantasyworld 39
Always always research a tattoo before getting one.
WelshLeachy 12
Time to wear those knee high socks