Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
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Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
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leili 0
Oh no! Are you positive that it's the groom in that picture? Maybe the photographer knew what he was taking a picture of and that was his way of telling you that your husband is a cheating douche. No offense.
DameGreyWulf 1
OH snap. Shit's going down now.
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Comments (96)
killerrr 0
Did any of you crying "FAKE" stop think that maybe the photographer wasn't trying to take cute candid shots as the OP thought, but actually saw what the sleazy groom was doing and took pics so the bride would know what a dirt bag her new husband is? You never know. Also, maybe those at the reception didn't know what was happening. The guests don't need to keep their eyes glued to the bride and groom every second of the reception. It's quite possible the groom snuck off while the bride was otherwise preoccupied. Or, maybe no one said anything because the groom wasn't really making out with someone else, but instead was receiving a congratulatory kiss from a friend or family member. Different cultures congratulate in different ways.
your_face 15
Your first point takes the words right out of my mouth, thank you (: And your second point, that maybe no one was watching, is a good one too - if the bride's not with him, everyone's eyes are probably on her or a cute bridesmaid/groomsman/single guest that they're hoping to take home. Weddings are all about the bride, not the groom q: Sorry guys!
Gruffy 0
frankly...I'd love to be part of a culture that says "congratulations" by trying to swallow your tongue....seriously...wtf
heatherewf 0
She probably wasn't wearing a white dress either. Sounds like your photographer knew what he was doing with that one.
jennadol95 0
ouch.. too many drinks i hope? not intentionally.
rayrayy_fml 0
How would that make it better?
LightsOut59 0
Score! Modded this one. But seriously? You got screwed
plexico 4
I've heard of guys having the Seven-Year Itch when they started to cheat on their wives, but your husband's Seven-Minute Itch is a little ridiculous. . .
Igor_g5 0
Give the guy a break. He was probably drunk and thought he was with his bride.
magicoilyoctopi 0
Who had magically changed hair color since he last saw her?
famas48 0
YDI, for having blond hair.
missmasturah 0
Wow, you're an idiot.
Jtrain615 0
Wow, at the reception? At least the new husband is ballsy.
RipIt 0
I'm not one of those dickheads who reply "fake" to all the FML's on here, but today, I am.
rookiegrl78 0
im sorry :(