Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
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leili 0
Oh no! Are you positive that it's the groom in that picture? Maybe the photographer knew what he was taking a picture of and that was his way of telling you that your husband is a cheating douche. No offense.
DameGreyWulf 1
OH snap. Shit's going down now.
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Comments (96)
Slaught_fml 3
LOLZ this is a great FML!!!
srak 0
what?
boredinjp 17
Kissing on the wedding day doesn't always mean "making out." You see (or at least you think you see) your husband kissing a woman, but you don't know who, why etc. Maybe she's congratulating him? Maybe she's his cousin? Maybe you're jumping to conclusions?
redbluegreen 41
This is exactly what I was thinking. And who full out makes out on their wedding anyway? All the ones I've been to were more on the romantic side, as opposed to a tonsil hockey session.
lonewolf999 1
What I am thinking also.
JoshGHardy 0
Alabama a rediculous name 4 of the ******* letter a i dont know how to add an s to make it plural
lo1337a 1
If she's writing fake FMLs, I kinda doubt she even has a husband :/
heatherewf 0
She probably wasn't wearing a white dress either. Sounds like your photographer knew what he was doing with that one.
lo1337a 1
I agree. Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE it's the groom? His mates are all in identical suits you know.
leggyxo 0
Really? he was making out with another girl infront of all those other people? Thats just ridiculous. What a ****.
wordgirl 0
OH HOW I WISH THAT THE MODERATORS WOULD MODERATE THOSE BOUCHEY FOLKS WHO CRY "FAKE" AT EVERY FML.
Synnie 0
I'm more amazed no one mocked the typo "pitcure". And then secondly more amazed no one screeched at the ones who mocked the soon to be nonexistent typo. And yes, I realize I'm going forward in time~
your_face 15
When a person sees a word where the first and last letters are right, and all of the middle letters are there but rearranged, the mind can automatically rearrange the letters to form a familiar word. Most people probably weren't reading carefully enough to catch the typo. Can't say if I would have caught it because by the time I read this it had been fixed q:
Xiree 0
Some of you are so... The photographer was doing her a favor. When people get wasted anything can happen. And the newlyweds don't have to be glued together at the reception. Place must have been packed for no one to notice the groom kissing another chick tho. Or maybe no one wanted to tell the bride.
toink 0
Threesome!