Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said, "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML
Today, I was sternly told that if I didn't pass more students, I would be out of a job. I then went to my class to collect papers, and was stymied by how I could be giving passing grades to the 12 of 24 who didn't turn anything in. College students. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
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kill3rs 0
Ydi. A lot of people end up with jobs like that because they can't get anything better and at least they have a job.
HandsomeRatch 20
Serves you right, OP. Why would you even say that? At least he ha s a job, you're not better than him or anyone else who does "dirty work".
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Comments (326)
Deannorris47 5
dick.
furordei 2
Says the high school teacher.
bibobobonnor 8
yeah #414, high school teaching doesn't require any type of education whatsoever, those teachers just wing it with some common knowledge. I feel sad for you, realize that teacher's really deserve some of the highest salaries of all those in the working industry, but are constantly disrespected and oppressed. So yeah keep your crap shoot of a mouth shut
FervidFaerie 0
YDI. Shame on you for teaching your class to be snooty and condescending. As if kids aren't cruel enough to each other already.
Scars_fml 4
You FKING deserve it A hole, u so proud being a kinder GATEN teacher?
imlifeless2 25
YDI, OP! I agree with 417, adolescents are getting more snooty, spoiled, and judgmental every year! How dare you teach us that's okay! I do see why you would say that, OP, don't get me wrong, but I disagree with that method of instruction completely.
msnyder 6
You're a **** OP. You sound like a typical ******* liberal educator. The people that work hard for their money and may not have the same level of education are beneath you. Let me say this. Get off your high horse and go **** yourself.
lexiepullen 7
YDI- I had a very good friend who had a masters degree and ended up working at Taco Bell for the last 6 months of his life because he had brain cancer and could not physically handle the stress of the career he had studied for. Maybe you should think before you judge someone else.
krystle817 8
Bitch
hurley12 30
Even if it wasn't her dad that's a shitty thing to say.