Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said, "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML
Today, I was sternly told that if I didn't pass more students, I would be out of a job. I then went to my class to collect papers, and was stymied by how I could be giving passing grades to the 12 of 24 who didn't turn anything in. College students. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
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kill3rs 0
Ydi. A lot of people end up with jobs like that because they can't get anything better and at least they have a job.
HandsomeRatch 20
Serves you right, OP. Why would you even say that? At least he ha s a job, you're not better than him or anyone else who does "dirty work".
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Comments (326)
juls39393 5
Janitors actually make pretty good money. I work my butt off in a supervisor position and know a few janitors that work less and still make more money than I do. You can bet your judgemental butt that if a position like that opens up, I'm applying for it! Then hoping and praying I get it. You should aquire more knowledge for yourself before opening your mouth next time
JazzyShea_fml 3
No wonder your students need a lecture on staying in school when they have a bitch like you as a teacher.
tiffdepp 9
Excuse my language but your an ass!
_MidnightLuna_ 17
I would be able to excuse your language if it were correct. you're* an ass.
tiffdepp 9
Lol, wow.
candylandy 1
My dad was a janitor at a hospital, he got paid more than my mon who went to college.
candylandy 1
Mom* sorry
_MidnightLuna_ 17
stupidity.
1337Anonymous911 3
Because as a High School teacher, you are the most successful person they will ever meet.
BaconBoy75 2
You are such a douche knuckle.
JVNT 3
You completely deserve that one, what a bitch! My dad was jobless for a while and ended up having to take a job at target when I was younger. He went from a six figure salary to minimum wage not because the job market was bad and it took him a while to find another job in his field. For all you know that janitor could have been a rocket scientist who just couldn't get a job. It's not your place to point out that his current job is not the best.
SwaggCapone 11
so what just because you work in a school your better then everybody else? I'm a truck driver so I guess your job is better then mine? oh wait you can't do yours without me. what a jerk
weesnaw_08 7
That's was rude of you to say anyways.