Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, while playing hockey, one of my teammates decided to swing her hockey stick like a golf club. She missed the ball, but managed to hit me right in the vagina. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
dathan 14
how could you possibly upload this thinking people will feel bad for you?
razzberry 9
What did you learn?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (170)
Iknoweverything 29
I remember playing tennis in gym class in high school. One of the school bullies called me a fat ass on the other side of a court that was two away from mine. I hit him as hard as I could, square in the nuts from TWO COURTS AWAY. He didn't walk for a week. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
JanisEvans 10
OP is assuming she has anger issues? Why? Seems like a legit reaction. Always amusing when someone acts like a retard and as soon as someone responds in a direct and efficient manner, they have 'mental issues'. As far as actual mental problems go, I'd be more concerned about someone feeling the need to make fun of others.
Levvy 22
Great, thanks to you, any job interview I conduct where someone mentions being "direct" and/or "efficient" is going to make me suspicious they just mean, "I attack people for perceived slights and don't feel bad about it."
Satoaoi 13
lol at what did you learn. reminds me of an episode of family guy when stewie kockdd that kid in the head with a bat
awaydoggy 8
She doesn't suck at kickin ,huh?
griffy14 9
Not sure how he deserved it. Laughing or words doesn't warrant violence. Only violence warrants a violent response.
Levvy 22
Well, this is FML, and it was female-on-male violence, so that means it's acceptable. Don't believe me? Check the site's generous backlog of examples.
Grimnirwher9 21
What goes along, comes along. YDI!
kalbrek009 20
Sounds to me like you have some "stupidity" issues.
Reaper1984 13
lmao
Night777 4
YDI and hopefully you learned your lesson
GillesOrElse 5
"Serves" you right...