Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
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Today, during a judo session, I was paired with a thin, frail-looking rookie. Before a mock skirmish, as I'm much bigger, I said I'd take it easy on her, but also to give it her best shot. She immediately threw me on my face to the floor, knocking me out cold in 7 seconds. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
Today, my girlfriend has some bruises from her karate class. We went shopping together and needless to say, I got quite a few dirty looks. FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 28
Sparring is practice. You’re not supposed to try to actually hurt someone when sparring.
ImGladImNotU 16
Thats not fair to you. I'm a girl, I do these exercises (muay thai) and sparring is to attempt, but not full force the real moves aka parcticing. I don't participate because I don't like sparring. She's either didnt realize what she was getting into, aka not told (bad teacher) or wasn't listening (bad her).
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bigredmonkeybutt 28
Sparring is practice. You’re not supposed to try to actually hurt someone when sparring.
ImGladImNotU 16
Thats not fair to you. I'm a girl, I do these exercises (muay thai) and sparring is to attempt, but not full force the real moves aka parcticing. I don't participate because I don't like sparring. She's either didnt realize what she was getting into, aka not told (bad teacher) or wasn't listening (bad her).
Chazzster 29
Safe to say that OP was screwed no matter what they did in this situation. If they went easy, then sparing partner was not going to learn their actual limitations. If they went full out then this resulted. Whoever the hell was responsible for this matchup bears a great deal of responsibility for this fiasco... FYI - When someone says "don't go easy on me" they are almost always bluffing and not serious. After the first blow when it was obvious your partner was overmatched you should have stopped. Its sparring, not a championship fight.