Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML
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Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
Today, after being bodyshamed by my mother for being too fat (I'm a size 14) and how I shouldn't be wearing shorts because it makes me look ugly and motivates people to comment on my body, I texted my boyfriend to tell him about it. His reply was, "Aww. you cutie. You know she's not wrong." FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML
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GlobalB 0
Iit's an online insult, probably by someone that doesn't know you. Don't take it personally. Either way, you're the controller of your own destiny. If you really have a problem with it look at getting a gym membership and start looking for apartments, assuming you don't have extreme financial issues. If you don't like the situation you're in, change it.
CTL_fml 0
then do something about it.
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Comments (134)
guitardedman 0
ydi 2 times once for caring enough about what someone says online twice for still living with mommy and cats. if your old enough to take offense to that, than you are obviously old enough to be a successful individual.
wanderingidiot 0
then why, may I ask, are you submitting this on here?
Big_Kane 3
If you're unhappy with your life, change it. Don't sit there and feel sorry for yourself, hoping it will change by itself.
marmlr339 14
I completely agree with you.
BannedDistress78 0
that sux for you hahhahahhahaha
bonafidehustler 0
What a lame FML. You're probably just a fat loser who lives with his mom and cats.
littlegolferboy 4
#1 hit the nail right on the head. Get off your ass and change stuff if you don't like your life. Unless you have some sort of physical or mental disability that would stop you, then I'm really sorry for you. Nice reading skills there #16 since he ADMITTED it already.
Monty_Python 0
OWNED!!!!!!!!
qwertyuiop8989 0
#12 or #13 (idk the numbers keep on changing), he was submitting it so he could get his 15 min of fame......that's probably why.
Art_Vandeley 0
Get thin eat right, get a good job and move out.
KyleOkposofan 0
To be fair, getting a good job isn't that easy now a'days. First, you have to spend at least two years in college, but realistically more towards the four and eight year marks. Second, the economy sucks, and many college degree holders still have to work minimum wage right now. But I agree that he shouldn't be complaining about things. Like someone I know says: "it[his life] is what it is."