Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
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Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my boyfriend has helicopter parents. He offered to take me out on a date for Valentine's Day, but there's one condition: his mother has to be there the whole time. He's 17 years old. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
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disco2466 8
get naked let him choose one or the other
wyatt141 6
Get rid of him before it gets worse!!
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Comments (120)
thebottomdog 0
You women are such hypocrits love me for who i am ! But you better not expect me to do the same ! Dude loves his mom so what ?
killuah210 8
that's not the point. she shouldn't be the third wheel in the relationship.
AugustBurnsToast 14
That's just lame of him...doesn't he know about the special 'treatment' he could recieve on this particular day seeing as he's in a relationship?
dansco 25
Wouldn't you already know he was such a Mommas boy before now?! Why complain now? Don't make him choose, dump him or be stuck with his Mum for life!
perdix 31
Your instinct is correct, that should be a deal-breaker. Usually, it's three strikes and you're out, but such a douche move is like hitting into a triple play with the bases loaded in the bottom of the ninth.
perdix 31
And when you dump his ass, it will just be the two of them for Valentine's dinner. How convenient!
Ugi 27
If the BF is 15 and the OP is 35 then I can understand this. If not then I'm afraid this will not stop until the BF chooses to tell his mother to back off. OP can either dump him or take it and stick around until it becomes too much for the BF and he tells mother to stay away. Perhaps encourage this thought by only allowing things to "progress" when you have had some time alone together - it's understandable if mummy kills the romantic mood. I don't believe there's a short-term fix for this one. OP will inevitably lose any showdown.
BrotherTheo 31
There IS a solution to this. Set up 2 situations. Do something that includes both folks, then go out with the partner for something more romantic afterwards. There are absloutely factors we don't know here, the recent loss of a spouse,etc, however that doesn't mean that the primary couple are totally obligated to give up their entire evening together.
SamLiveFree_77 9
68- Exactly what I was thinking.
zombiebud 5
ooooooo that's not going to be nice
Jben7738 0
Run!!!! Lol just joking! Maybe something happened, give her a chance!!!!