Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML
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Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML
Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML
Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML
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hunterfisher98 8
That doc is..... Awesome
llamafish 25
Your doctor wouldn't happen to be DocBastard, would he?
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Comments (221)
manikkab0o 7
sounds like an episode of Scrubs. and relax obviously he's just trying to cheer you up with a joke did he forget to remove the stick?
Jorcar 8
You broke your funny bone as well, didn't you?
uumlaut_strohson 3
Did he give you a lollipop?
fuzz97 23
lol guys, what's a sense of humor?
efemel94 7
I suggest OP gets a sense of humour.
Sugah_Shane1 2
Don't be a bitch
michael666 7
your a pussy. seriously. grow a ****** pair and laugh at some goddamn good jokes.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*You're And try laughing with a rib injury. What gave you the right to act like an internet tough guy and berate OP for not laughing? I thought the joke was funny too, but that doesn't give me a free pass to act like an asshole. Prick...
tessamoodle 2
Haha that doctor is awesome! He has a good sense of humor, maybe you could take notes?
rovert122333 0
Oh grow up. The doctor was trying to make light of what happened. I hate doctors who tell me a bunch of BS. I'd rather have a doctor like yours.
musicloverr_97 4
why is there more "you deserved it"s ?
Corilee13 7
There are more YDI's because the OP is being an overly sensitive nancy. Calm down. I get that being in an accident sucks but when someone is trying to make you feel better you should learn to appreciate it. He could just have said "Ok I'm done. Pay at the receptionist on the way out." But no, he attempted to "care" about your mood.