Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML
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Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML
Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML
Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML
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Top comments
hunterfisher98 8
That doc is..... Awesome
llamafish 25
Your doctor wouldn't happen to be DocBastard, would he?
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Comments (221)
ICastillo 25
Haha calm on man have a little sense of humor, I know your in pain but come on
xXkingmikeXx 5
Could of been worse right? He was just trying to be funny.
reddudeover 2
This FML was side splitting, rib tickling fun. *Wipes away tear. They do say laughter is the best medicine, although in this case it probably would have just hurt.
mustangkid55 1
Doc know best! He was prob trying to break the ice and make you smile..... Im sure he was kidden....
torch433 1
what a bastard FYL
DracoSpirita 21
Such horrible puns. Your doc was probably just trying, albeit badly, to try and lighten the situation. But he really needs to get a better sense of humor.
cathyfang1533 12
Laughter is the best type of medicine :)
pilar21 7
That's so ribdiculous!
reddudeover 2
94 - Write a discription so I can stalk you properly.
perdix 31
What? No suggestive jokes about rear-ending? He's probably saving them for the unncessary prostate exam he's going to give you at the bathhouse. Talk about innuendoes!
whogivesafuck88 10
In your endo
TheGITP 0
He was just trying to lighten the mood its not all doom and gloom you know sometimes it's best to laugh. I personally would of laughed alot I didn't really see the insensitive side to it but that's just me FYL for getting reared by a truck though must of been painful, specially I it was Optimus prime and he transformed after... This just went of track :|