Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML
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Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, during a moment of silence at a wedding, my phone rang at full volume. My ringtone? The Jurassic Park theme. Everyone turned to stare as I fumbled desperately to shut it off. The bride spent the rest of the ceremony giving me the side-eye. FML
Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML
Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML
Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML
Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
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farmgirl 3
you're all in line for the Star Trek movie - you're ALL geeks, no need to make fun of one of your own
winteryescapes 0
well, that was a bit hypocritical of you, wasn't it?
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Comments (146)
ChangMu 8
That's awesome! Wish I had that ringtone.
ChangMu 8
Not sure why you're upset about the Star Trek communicator sound. You were a hypocrite and should feel ashamed of that, but not of the ringtone. That's ******* awesome.
Captain0bv10us 0
you share the same interests! Why be such a hypocrite and make fun of them?
sonofawhre98 4
You're a hypocrite, but you're ringtone is awesome.
toughchick14 15
HA! What goes around comes around.
BVBARMY1238 9
your ringtone is awesome! nothing to be ashamed of!
charvisioku 22
You were in the line for Star Trek, making fun of someone for being a 'geek'? What an absolute idiot.
learningtodrive 12
Be proud of the fandom, dude. Loud and proud.
CanyonRose 16
Fans will express their love for something whatever way they fucken want. You have no room to judge.
Waspinator1998 21
Yeah, you're a flaming hypocrite. However, I think that we can all agree that a Star Trek ringtone is less "geeky" or "nerdy" (on a sidenote, I ******* hate those labels) than wearing a Starfleet uniform to a Star Trek convention, which, on another sidenote, isn't at all out of place.