Health: Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend...

By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 06:19 - United States - New Castle

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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By littlekellilee - 08/03/2012 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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By TJ - 07/01/2010 16:50 - India

Today, my friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing my hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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at1325 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 12:37

I think that pantsing shit is immature n considered serious bullying. I would never do that to someone and couldn't be friends with someone who could. you need to get a new friend. it's a problem for the person who gets pantsed and for innocent bystanders who don't want to see that.

Anteezy 7

Sunday 9 January 2011 13:33

Really? So I guess it's normal for you that people see your genitalia, and then comment whether or not you should shave. I mean It doesn't happen to me on a daily basis but if it happens to you often then I guess it's not really an FML for you.

Comments

WildInTheStreets 5

Sunday 9 January 2011 19:59

then shave?

ltsmark 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 20:00

Hot.

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 9 January 2011 20:05

Why didn't this ever happen to me in school? Mlr-"today this girl that is kind of cute was talking to me. Her friend came up behind her and pantsed her. She had quite the bush but it was kind of nice. Mlr!" Lol

Error_001 5

Sunday 9 January 2011 20:07

Have Chuck Norris punch your friend in the face with his beard, then let him roundhouse kick the guy. Problem solved. :D

SisyphereanTask 2

Sunday 9 January 2011 20:35

I've never understood the fetish with shaved vulvas. Does that not scream pedophilia to anyone else? Also, OP, with a friend like that you sure as hell don't need any enemies. I'd ditch her, her "friendship" is only going to get worse.

Doortje 29

Sunday 9 January 2011 21:27

It sure as hell does to my mom, she calls it a toddlerbox :')

Mokiikom_fml 8

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:09

And she is right. Most people react that way too, it's just brainwashed kids too caught up in the recent shaving fad that don't realize that shaving has nothing to do with cleanliness. Recent fashion is shaving, so they shave, then they rant about people who don't because they think they have to force everybody to make the same choices as them, the brainwashed lemmings...

NullPointer 20

Friday 14 January 2011 6:40

Do you know what a fetish is? I hate to be a nazi, but that is not a fetish.

bugmefmlnotnow 7

Sunday 9 January 2011 20:39

dude screams pedo if he wants a shaved cooch. keep it how it is, you don't need a guy who faps to kiddy **** while he's at home.

JCHammer 5

Sunday 9 January 2011 20:46

More cushion for the pushin... not really nobody wants to go down on a girl an wrestle with zz top

meganikans 14

Tuesday 24 February 2015 7:04

Haha OMG! I had a goat named ZZ Top and let's just say I pictured that A LOT differently! ??

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Sunday 9 January 2011 21:13

Ughhh 115, vulva makes it sound disgusting lmao.

sallen0046 4

Sunday 9 January 2011 21:14

Your "friend" has basically sexually assaulted you, and the only thing you're worried about is the fact that some guy thinks you're hairy? You really need to get your priorities straight.