Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I unwittingly saw my supervisor's undies when turning to ask for help from someone else. She wears miniskirts most of the time and there is no way I can unsee this picture. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
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Superawesomestev 0
I would just cut out the underwear wearing to circumvent this from happening again.
savantrep 0
hahaha that's actually happened to me before
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Comments (70)
Witchcraft_fml 5
Stuff 'em in your pocket and smile.
123man 11
If the OP is a chick - that's hot. Panties on the floor are always hot.
perdix 31
Thongs, yes. Granny panties, . . . not so much.
123man 11
She (if it's a woman) has "freak" in her username - no granny panties there!
noshitsherlock 0
hahahha even if they have yesterday's discharge and sweat on them?
letitbe56 0
Donna on TWW anyone?
JackDupp 11
Hopefully the bacon strip wasn't showing.
jeanii_fml 4
Haha, this happened to me. But it was in the locker rooms changing, so nobody saw it.
reality1A 0
First day as a emt in the hospital in front of the doctors and staff a passing paramedic said to me "you have panties sticking out of your shirt sleeve". White shirt white panties and static cling from the dryer "priceless".
perdix 31
If she were an ordinary, garden-variety freak, she would wear sexy underwear, that is true. Maybe she's a really freaky freak and wears granny panties, support hose and a girdle and orthopedic shoes. Not sexy in my book, but to each his own. EDIT: This is a reply to 123man (#17)
misspeg 0
oopsies!
Hellsno 0
Hahahahahahahaaaaa...YDI!! Hahahahahaha
blader0314 3
hahaha. That happened to me a few years ago