Transportation, ACAB, Fight, Public freakouts and Cops: Friendly fire - FML

Friendly fire

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 04:00

Today, I tried to walk past chuds fighting in the street so I could catch my bus, except that when the police were rounding everyone up, I was mistakenly collared as well. To make it worse, some of the chuds claimed I threw the first punch. I just wanted to catch my bus. FML

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Charlie Given 26

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Monday 14 November 2022 4:14

C.H.U.D.S , cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers lmao anybody else remember that movie 🤣

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 14 November 2022 8:19

I remember when that movie came out and not seeing it. What happened? Did they get wiped out, or did they become what QAnon rants about?

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Charlie Given 26

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Monday 14 November 2022 4:14

C.H.U.D.S , cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers lmao anybody else remember that movie 🤣

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 14 November 2022 8:19

I remember when that movie came out and not seeing it. What happened? Did they get wiped out, or did they become what QAnon rants about?

tiptoppc 18

Tuesday 15 November 2022 7:43

Well, you’re with the CHUDS now! Let me know when you come across el Chuppa Nibre!

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Wednesday 16 November 2022 3:01

Cross the street when you see a fight, accident, or any potential conflict going on.

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