By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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jillie_fml 0

HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.

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RuralNinja 0

That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.

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ThatDarnBandit 0

Question: Who ******* cares? Your parents REALLY care that much that you swore after being in the army? **** their life.

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Hagen09 0

that's ******* AWESOME hahahahha

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PFCAngelo 0

YDI for joining the Army instead of the Marines.

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smiledearx 0

hahaha personally its not an FML or a YDI but that is hilarious.

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smiledearx 0

BTW thanks for serving! (=

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bennylove 0

Maybe it's because my parents don't care about profanity much at all, but this doesn't really doesn't seem too bad to me.

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greeneye_fml 12

Hahahahaha!!!!!! I wish we talked like that at my house.

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clouds9 0

ROFL. Definitely adding to my favorite list. FYL but thanks for making my day a little better :)

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sasquatch282 0

I don't believe this one. This is the cliche situation of what happened to the soldiers after WWII

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