By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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jillie_fml 0

HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.

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RuralNinja 0

That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.

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tangello 0

How is this an FML? and 131 you're dumb because it happens all the time. not just to people in ww2 TT"

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Mr_Erstad 0

Haha thats so gnar. ive been in the enlistment process for like 6 months now. And thats all that i hear all day..."rougher language" your story made me lol hard.

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Machayo 0

I ******* lol'd so hard. ******* butter.

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24788 6

That's just comical. Should of just explained it to your mother that you didn't mean anything though. It's just the way you've come accustomed to talking due to the military.

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rityz 0

lol what did u MUM CAN U PASS ME THE F-ING BUTTER? lmao. i hoped u apologised to her

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wallythedolly 0

Thank you for your service, but watch your mouth, sonny!!!!

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were_giraffe 2

dude you HAVE to learn to separate work-language from home-language and yes it's possible. (I'm former Navy myself)

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shawnarawwwrr 0

GAHAGAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHHAAH OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA LOLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW. best fml.

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