By luckygirl - 14/12/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
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Same thing different taste

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At least that's a line which will never be overused.

SSC_fml 0

Hey, it's original, props to the person who said it :)

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tavs02 6

LMAO what an original pickup line.

That line is the title of a story on Wattpad by Aritziadoll. So at least he reads.

maverick1752 16

someones been listening to weird al lately

normally I love "punny" pick up lines because they make me giggle but that's just sad, or gross, or both

That's when you say "I'm constipated. Couldn't give a shit."