Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

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By Zoe123 - 19/03/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 23:31 - United States - Iowa City

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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Creepy

By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

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You deserved it 9 510

No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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You deserved it 30 881

By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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You deserved it 44 071

Disrespectful

By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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You deserved it 29 078

That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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Thursday 5 April 2012 0:01

Must of been some good sex

DocBastard 38

Thursday 5 April 2012 0:07

Boyfriend: Oh! Oh! Oh yeah! OP: Unnnhhh!!! Boyfriend: Yeah! You like that, baby? OP: BRAAAAAAAIIIIIINS!!

Comments

_Oblivion_ 12

Thursday 5 April 2012 4:36

Yeah so 57 hows it feel to be hated on for commenting? Dislodge your head from your ass, look around and discover the nicer things around you. No one likes an ass, your comment for example works very well as you have achieved such douchebaggery that it is now burried.

Lizabeth20 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 4:42

what does "OP" stand for?

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 5 April 2012 5:09

Original Poster. You must be new to FML

twistedlovex 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 5:00

I'm saying that I like you and your comments but I think you may be a little if I may say 'comment happy' your leaving your comments on almost every FML that has been posted over let's say 48 hours there's no need for that and frankly they aren't exactly funny to me. But hey that's just me do your own thing I'm not hating I think u seem really cool.