Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

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By Zoe123 - 19/03/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and started knocking on his door, asking, "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answered, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 23:31 - United States - Iowa City

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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Creepy

By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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Disrespectful

By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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Thursday 5 April 2012 0:01

Must of been some good sex

DocBastard 38

Thursday 5 April 2012 0:07

Boyfriend: Oh! Oh! Oh yeah! OP: Unnnhhh!!! Boyfriend: Yeah! You like that, baby? OP: BRAAAAAAAIIIIIINS!!

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PartyxRocked 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:08

Braaaaaains

pastnastificatio 4

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:35

YDI... unless you're a zombie then FYL

redtigerlily 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:51

I bet she was being sarcastic

kookysoc 11

Friday 6 April 2012 2:59

L.M.A.O. Unnnnnnnh unnnhhhh you just made my day

Lizabeth20 5

Friday 6 April 2012 4:54

146, I am new to FML. so please tell me, what does OP mean?

Joshawott 21

Friday 6 April 2012 13:19

She probably knew and was trying to tell you she knew without announcing it to the whole house. Also, it probably means she's a lesbian too.

Razr109 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:09

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bloodbrothers24 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 0:23

It must have been a good but Awkwered night bahaha

docscientist 9

Sunday 8 April 2012 6:11

That was your sister's socially savvy way of telling you she could hear you.

lastrare 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 19:40

That really sucks mate. Next time make sure no ones home.

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