Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls...

By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

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Ding dong, the mood is dead...

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momaji13 0

Monday 21 November 2011 4:43

You should've know it was coming

dumbass111 6

Monday 21 November 2011 5:06

That is really disgusting but pretty funny. #notcool

BHS_LadyTiger15 0

Monday 21 November 2011 8:25

That's gross & really immature !! Plus , total mood killer !!

gdogmatt 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 6:50

Screaming laughing1

fictionismylife 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6:53

Guys can be stupid.

mbornhei1 2

Wednesday 23 November 2011 14:19

Hahahahahahahhaah that's hilarious!!!!! Coolest guy ever!!!!!

OB1CanBlowMe 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 23:54

Bahahahahahaha... Bahahahahahaha... Bahahahahahahaha

Rey24 2

Friday 25 November 2011 1:12

That ***** hilarious!

eatpraylovee44 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 6:06

Eww........…

Waschlappen 23

Friday 16 December 2011 19:54

Oh my, I can so see my bf do that. Better not show him this! hehe

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