Today, a customer told me it was bullshit we couldn't serve coffee because of the COVID restrictions, and added that the protests and riots happening are because people are bored. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
Today, I had to sit and listen as a customer explained to me how we are all being controlled by chemtrails, how all the rich people are ruling the world from underground bunkers, how Michelle Obama is a man, how COVID was a hoax, and that the world is flat. I hate being in customer service. FML
Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML
Today, at my dining job, my boss told me the food was "technically illegal to serve," air quotes and all. FML
Today, a customer kept harassing me and threatening to sue me for all I'm worth because I wouldn't give her a free refill. Her reasoning was that it's "illegal" to deny people a free refill if there's still a little drink left in the cup. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald’s, a customer ordered the Shamrock Shake. I told him that due to supply chain issues, it was sold out. He threw a tantrum, then blamed all of us for, “Putting Sleepy Joe in office.” He stormed out, yelling, “Let’s go Brandon.” I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
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marktime100 4
They are correct about the riots. They forgot to add that it is a great excuse to steal and destroy stuff!
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
It is bullshit you don't serve coffee. There's never been a case where someone contacted COVID from coffee -- it's complete covfefe! Luckily, they didn't **** with my coffee here or I'd be taking to the streets!
cacheson 42
People are absolutely out there protesting because of racial injustice. However, I’m pretty sure that our situation with COVID is contributing to how many people are actually participating. And the looters and people who are just out to destroy things? Definitely bored.
reallyokok 5
Remember, the customer is always right.
marktime100 4
They are correct about the riots. They forgot to add that it is a great excuse to steal and destroy stuff!
Delaney Brianna Schmuck 6
dumbass