Miscellaneous: Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and...

By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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Let 'em loose

By Anonymous - 07/05/2025 09:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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Reported

By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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Arcterion 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:28

Punch the ****** and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.

Pacmans_Homicide 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:27

Tell your mother?

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iFruit 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:15

Ew unregistered i think we need to give you a restraint jacket and put you in a nice, padded room. The future rapist will be in there too! You guys can chat about the girls you're going to rape (once we take the duct tape off your mouths) :)

Unregistered 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:27

why cant woman just take compliments as they are? anyways if he was being serious she obviously led him on with cleavage or something

daydreambeliever 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 5:38

Yeah cause its the girl's fault. Please, I go to work in baggy non-reveling clothes and I rarely wear make-up and I still get dirty comments. Some men are pervs and it is NOT appreciated by women.

littlegolferboy 4

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:16

OP's username is win.

Whatevers_clever 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:37

Ew, that's gross. Kick his ass.

fml__love 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:39

What a creeper, FYL.

Lisasimpsonfan 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:46

I am so sorry he is a perv. One of my mom's boyfriends would do the same thing to me. It got so bad he would make all these nasty sexual comments about me. She thought it was funny and I should be flattered that he thought I was so cute. Please tell your mom. If she doesn't believe you or blows it off talk to another trusted adult. You don't need to put up with that kind of talk.

SEPHARAD 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:49

Tell your mother now. Keep away from him. If anything else happens, tell your teacher, minister or the police. Do not let him touch you, and if that ever happens, scream your bloody head off.

Mortishia 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:02

Tell your mother NOW. And your teacher and every respectable and responsible adult around. And keep your distance from him as much as possidle.

Eltsc 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:09

Threesome?

LiLHoMiE 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:21

Tell your dad, your grandparents and/or any trusted adult that you know. Do it today; don't take any chances.

PrinceTwilight17 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:25

First of all that is really wrong. And second anyone who says YDI for existing etc should be banned immediately and not allowed to make another account from the same IP address it's really getting annoying :/