Miscellaneous: Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and...

By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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By distracted - 16/09/2012 07:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML

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Arcterion 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:28

Punch the ****** and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.

Pacmans_Homicide 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:27

Tell your mother?

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BeginnersLove 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:38

C R E E P Y

HahaYDI 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:38

Here's an option for you: Tell him thanks and start getting it on with your mom and her boyfriend..problem solved!!

CFR 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:46

I think it's fairly obvious she's not interested in him =P

oh_mi_shizzle 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:41

CREEPER ALERT!!! what a freak!!! ummm... avoid him at all costs and /do not/ allow yourself to be alone with him /ever/... and as othe people suggest, set up cams in the terrible case ur mom doesn't believe you... FYL... hope nobody gets hury but your mom's loser boyfriend... good luck OP. :)

ilovefatcats 12

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:26

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danielle1336 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:44

beware of freaky creeper... definately tell your mom what a loser her boyfriend is...

Unregistered 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:49

how is he a creeper. . he was just complimenting on how her breasts are growing is that a crime? No I think he thought she needed a pick-me-up so he gave her a nice compliment everybody who says hes a creeper obviously have tiny misquito bite breasts.

sosadtoobadd 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:56

No, you're wrong - that's creepy. Depending on her age. she should tell her mom for sure. Creepy

Lizzy86 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:58

not even depending on her age. you dont tell a boy that 'he's nice and hung' if you dont want to shag him, you dont tell a girl she has nice **** if you dont want to shag her.

Dragonmouth 4

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:36

Wow. You're obviously a creeper too.

Bucinka 5

Saturday 24 October 2009 19:00

@#19: I see why you're unregistered here. You should be embarrassed to post a disgusting comment like that with a name, even a nick. I'm going to assume you're a creepy guy perv, so let's turn the tables here. Only not with a woman. Suppose you're a 13-year-old boy, and your mom's boyfriend gets a glimpse of your adolescent dick and wispy pubes in the shower and comments, "Wow, you're getting bigger." And then he winks. How'd that feel, asshole? ....That's how it feels to an already self-conscious adolescent girl. So shove it, douchemaster.

Link5794 18

Tuesday 28 December 2010 6:31

He was staring at his girlfriend's daughter's chest and winked at her. That's pretty creepy.

Shots_HK 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:57

The wink.

doggie3 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:01

Pedophile!!!

Rixxieee 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:02

why can't girls take a compliment these days?

oogedyboogedy 14

Monday 24 August 2015 4:50

uhm... not a compliment¿

triplethreat13 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:03

sexual harassment from an adult man. depending on how old you are and where you're from, this could be illegal. oh, even better, tempt him to molest you and he'll be out of your house for 15 to life. :)