Today, I was happy because my exact shirt and sweater were in Seventeen Magazine. They were in the "What not to wear" category. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found an old notebook while clearing our house and started reading the embarrassing things I'd written as a teenager. One page had a detailed list of my future goals, including: “Never become the kind of person who owns 14 identical black shirts.” I was wearing one of them. FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
Today, I put on what I thought was my "lucky" sweater for a job interview. Halfway there, I noticed my reflection in a car window and realized it was covered in cat hairs of various colors and a faded spaghetti stain from last week that apparently hadn't come out in the wash. FML
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Top comments
hayleyyy 0
I agree with #3. It shouldn't matter what you wear, and if it does, you've got some serious life problems ahead of ya.
thisismyname_fml 1
#7, I just wanted to let you know the irony of you not knowing how to spell "retarded" was not overlooked. And to the OP, serves you right for reading that trash anyway.
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Comments (33)
CallHerAlaska17 0
I hate magazines, but Seventeen is the absolute worst. I'd rather read National Inquirer. At least that's funny.
ODEEZY 0
OMG UR LIKE SO UNCOOL! GROSS!!..... But seriously that stuff is all bull and talk anyways
alex_vik 1
Who gives a **** about those magazines? They're just full of shit.
Shadefall 0
Id be happy too, if my clothes were in that category. :P I was never much for following fashion, anyway. Wear what you like!
dearViena 0
bo hoo
anonymous2323 0
Just be happy to be rebelling against those stupid moronic magazines. And # 14, i'm a 17-year-old girl, and I nor anybody i know even pays the slightest attention to those stupid magazines. I'd rather read comics, lol.
Solarblind 0
I'd be thrilled not to look like a shallow socialite.
danyfuckinheatle 0
you were happy about it? GOOF
lenkab123 0
y were u happy?
skyttlz 32
Ya that's true. they think all the very ugly and very expensive stuff is hot