Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I wanted to be creative. I hid an engagement ring for my girlfriend inside one of her running shoes. I expected her to find it and wake me up, but she didn't. Later, when I asked if there was anything in her shoe, she responded, "There was a rock. I just shook it out outside. Why?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
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Top comments
JillianBall 18
Aw I'm sorry :(
juturnaamo 29
Is there any chance it could be from one of her parents?
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Comments (207)
sjhill 32
oh no! i hope you get your ring back!
Bullheard 0
im sorry nd tht sucks:/.,
clcbjj31 0
Public schooling strikes again!!
asokathegreat 3
haha , maybe you didn't have the money and/or body . that's what females look for these days
juturnaamo 29
Just because you're broke and unattractive doesn't mean those are the reasons females turn you down. After all, you're also a dick.
heyred 11
You sound like such a great catch. Not.
Angelastic_fml 18
I can't speak for all women, but I'd say they look for people who treat them as human beings rather than money- and sex-seeking automatons, but if that's too hard to find, maybe money or a nice body would be better than nothing. Or maybe not.
missamazinggg 12
You, sir, are an ass.
rileyg98 4
Sue her for theft of the ring. Not her property.
icecreamdriveby 5
#27, do you not have an 'a' key?
rubberduckie94 13
put a sticky note on her that says "it wasnt for you, give me back(insert any eandom name here besde hers)ring. or i am taking you to judge joe brown.
Stupend0us 7
Unless you two have had the conversation of where the relationship was going, and marriage was the conclusion, YDI. If anyone gets denied like this it's because the two people in the relationship haven't had this conversation and aren't on the same level.
Corilee13 7
The ring is his property until they actually get married. Even if he does propose and they end up not getting married she doesn't get to keep the ring. Get her ass arrested OP! It's plain ol' theft.
jessica232011 0
well sry to say but if they live together he cannot sue her for the ring. its a civil matter and that's what the police would say. it sucks but its the truth. but if she didnt live with you that's a different story. good luck
superwhovian 16
Doesn't matter if she refuses to give back the ring it is theft
drooller 9
It could be a prank from one of your friends....If it isn't then, that's just sad!! Talk to her though.. Goodluck :)
irishman1989 0
That's ****** shitty bro. My condolences.