Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML
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jess6blondie9 3
Then don't drink, duh.
littlemissperfec_fml 0
You need help
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Comments (257)
PrimeStarscream 30
Someday, you'll thank her.
mike133 2
You're stupid! Good for your mom!
mike133 2
I agree with #30 XP
GothicAngel95 16
Your mom= BOSS!
Mourningstar 4
Stupid kid, if your mom knows either you two have a great relationship or you can't hide shit!
Ciara4757 16
I was in a similiar situation but my doctor even said to me if u want to drink dont take your meds that night but i told him infront of my mom i didnt want to drink....then i made a show of taking it in front of her but it was really a vitamin
Dilwann 27
That just makes you a really pathetic, lying bitch. I hope you understand that.
sceptic 1
You have no idea how stupid you sound!
razzl3erry 6
Smart woman lol
sc3ptical 30
Um, Im on a lot of prescription meds that say "Do not drink while taking this medication" but I still do, and WOW Im still alive.
CoriCat 25
You're really stupid. It's prom. And you're underage. You are too irresponsible to handle alcohol god. YDI. I kind of with you would've drank it so you'd have to handle the consequences of being in the hospital. But I'm glad you didn't, so you didn't die. You deserve to face the consequences of drinking and death is too easy.