Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML
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jess6blondie9 3
Then don't drink, duh.
littlemissperfec_fml 0
You need help
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Comments (257)
tuckit 28
Well now you got no choice.
Marebare23 17
Well, she's just being a good mom.
dreadlocmask 15
Smart mother
rinzlerkitty94 31
Oh, you're so cool! Drinking on prom night! OP, you clearly have a lot of growing up to do. Your mom is doing you a favor.
sherri_baby88 36
You know what? I get the mom wanting to keep OP safe on their prom night. I do. But I'm also spiteful as hell. If I wanted to drink (which I barely do now, I'm 27) and my mom tried to stop me? Nope. I would've just taken it in front of her, threw it up before it digested, and had as much fun as I wanted. I know I'm gonna get hell for this comment, but its the truth. And no, I did not drink any alcohol on my prom night.
kevingirl 6
So don't drink.