FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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CaBur 5
Bahahahah!!! Your friend is my hero
moo_and_bloo 10
I have never learnt any Spanish but even I understood pollo Fritos -_- ydi
SexyMexi21 23
Hahaha classic! have fun pollo frito. He must love fried chicken then if he didn't correct you.
droxursox319 8
This is hilarious, but it's really not that hard to Google it if you're desperate, hahaha
ava_jayy96 6
My mother tried to fool me into saying hello I am an idiot in Serbian and her cousin taught his girlfriend to say hello I am a prostitue when she met his parents. It's very common for people to be assholes like that lol
otaku74_fml 5
That dosnt suck thats just funny
kibranoz_fml 3
Perhaps he had a sexual attraction towards fried chicken
dragonrider1959 18
How does she deserve it?
redstone7693 29
fried chicken is good tho
redstone7693 29
1 hour?