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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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Comments (630)

halloimramdom 5

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAH

JoseIsAdork 31

Lmao!!! omg ^_^

MESammyG 10

I died. Some common knowledge of the language would've served you well at this point.

bluerara912 12

That's what you get for ******* a spick

yellowaholic 25

*you're so dumb, oh the irony.

Slawter16 24

I still laugh so hard when I see this.

Boredboard 3

FRIED CHICKEN! FRIED CHICKEN!

bryguy89 10

Why wouldn't he tell her what it meant?

DevilsAltair 8

Why is this YDI

wolfheartmoon 12

Because spanish/english dictionaries exist. OP could of looked it up.