FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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Alwayz_Annoyed 0
wow this is the funniest FML I've read yet. wtf possessed your friend to say pollo frito? lmfao!!!
chusar11 0
That's hilarious dude, use a translator next time ;)
Asdas_fml 0
How could've your boyfriend go on if you were screaming "fried chicken" for an hour? :D
Vinya_777 0
and ur bf was ok with that? lol he must really think ur cute for liking fried chicken so much!
itzsolx3 0
Lmaoooo i think it is pretty obvious that pollo means chicken in spanish. Bad hit
meganjoanne 0
ooooooooh MY GOD AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Caz_Norfe 0
HAHhhAHHAhHHAHHAHHAhHAAHHAHAHALAOLOAHALAMAOMAOAM
emodude44 0
Maybe he thinks fried chicken is an aphrodesiac
bettyrawrs 0
omg u just made my day btw **** me in spanish means jodeme but there is also another meaning which is singame
redbluegreen 41
Mmm. You really know how to spice up your sex life, eh? What? You didn't mean to say fried chicken? You meant to say "**** me"? Shit man. That's not original... not like that new original chicken recipe now from KFC. I'm kidding. Whoa. Hot though. ;D