Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML
Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
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ssuseawolves2011 0
hahahahaha they nicknamed you the fart guy? are they still in third grade or something?
LemonStarship 5
Ha that made me giggle like a little baby lamb :)
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Comments (48)
Azn_Invasion 0
this reminds me of "The Office"
echoooon 0
Weird, because I saw a similar fml today. It went like this: "today, I accidently walked in on my co-worker playing with himself, and he got so startled like a little dog got shoved up his ass that he squealed and ripped the hugest fart ever. We all call him " weird fag who farts a lot, but he thinks we call him fartboy."
CrazyDutch 0
you suck
ilg4evr 0
HEHEHE I love these fart stories
CubsFan2 0
haha funny shit
JumpThis 0
That just sucks. I'm pretty sure something like that happened to me once.... not so fun. my friend thought it was hilarious though....
docterwatson 0
LOL
areveillon_fml 3
It sucks!
Jimboom 11
Well... you could always use it to your advantage... sorry, I can't come to that meeting right now, I got a huge smelly fart brewing and you don't want me anywhere near you when it drops. etc... ;-)
ColdGold 6
Let them know that you consider your nickname to be license to fart frequently and profusely at will.
supertech 0
hilarious