Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally having some intimate alone time together. When we really started getting into it, he suddenly prematurely jizzed in my eye. I now need surgery and have to explain to my family how I almost lost my eye. FML
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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Top comments
SirWhatsHisFace 0
I bet your throat hurts from crashing into his pole ;)
TheTigerRoars 0
Well, that you kind of deserve. I don't see why you humans even drive cars, they are so dangerous. -Fluffy McTiger
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Comments (234)
ajallday 0
pictures or it didn't happen.
kuki_fml 0
haha I agree
flossybaben 0
smart one, dumb one
FantasticFin 0
loving the picture(: dale Thomas FTW!
molil_4810 0
NO.!!
jkgfdxb 0
at least youre not bad at head:)
cali_swagg408 0
amen:)
Mark1369 0
haha well then are you? haha
Pacheco_O 0
So true tho aha
Lisimal 7
Hahaha. Another WIN!
aadk 0
Where's my comment? Well I'll just re-do it. OP, stop complaining about whiplash, you probably broke your bf's thing off, FHL. Also, why is your dad mad? Did you still have your bf's dick down your throat when he saw you? You totally could've made up a story to cover up why you crashed. Stop giving head and actually use yours OP
morgan320 0
Fluffy McTiger wins again!
molil_4810 0
why would you even do that??
Shell02 0
I.love.your.picture.
molil_4810 0
thanks:)
fml_as_usual 0
you deserved it, but let this traumatize u or discourage you from doing it again, because u are in fact a great girlfriend and a champ for giving road head, and an extra 20 pts by finishing the guy off until he forgot he was driving.
fml_as_usual 0
oops i meant "don't" let it discourage you.
klutzycleo 5
Seriously? You didn't see that coming? (I'm sure you did though ^_^) Why the heck would you do that while he's driving? I'm sorry OP, but you're an idiot. YDI.
vincent_vega_fml 0
"he was closed his eyes..." You are a complete waste of space! Your only future is in charging strangers for head! Go to school and pay attention or at least give head to a geek on a regular basis so that some of his intelligence might be absorbed!
LadyTammyA 0
read the post again, she didn't say "he WAS closed his eyes". she is still an idiot, but not guilty of what you are pointing out. :)